Life

First of all, I shamelessly plagiarized the title of my post from Dr. Denis Leary's book, but bear with my impudence and let me tell you that I admire Mr. Leary, and I think he is one of the best actors, writers and stand-up comedians of our time. I actually haven't read his book yet, the hardcover is on its way from US to Bulgaria, thanks to Amazon, who still supply good literature to this God forgotten, or God damned country. By the way I happen not to believe in God, but putting "God" in the sentence would probably exhilarate the effect of my point, or not?! Well it seems like I'm not only cynical, I'm also a cynical ass! Back to the topic at hand, but not right away, otherwise it wouldn't be me posting a blog, it would be some kind of a "Straight Talk Express" guy ( couldn't resist the pun, sorry McCain ). Second, I wrote this one in English for couple of reasons: one is that I would like as many people as possible to realize that Bulgaria and Bulgarians for that matter (which I am also part of) do suck! We are morons, and quite frankly this is the worst understatement in the world and if someone ever told you that the people living in Bulgaria are smart just have in mind that put next to Sarah Palin they are dumb ass, know nothing 5th graders, which in fact is also true for the writer of this blog, despite of your impression. Have in mind that he still lives in Sofia, one of the worst cities in the world, ergo he's an idiot, too! And the second reason is that I actually write and think in English only when I'm really fucked up, tired or pissed, or all of the above - and in fact I'm - courtesy of a certain woman I should mention!

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